OPEN POST • ALL-PURPOSE TEXTING MEME

[notanybunny]

for your TFLNs, overflows and general texting shenanigans

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[spitofhope]

Who said I was making googly eyes?

[Hang on.]

What does that even mean anyway?

1/2

[forceshadowed]

2/2

[forceshadowed]

[ Of course Jane has a stash of space fantasy memes and gifs on her space fantasy phone. ]

kidding aside
what IS going on with you and ben??
you gotta tell me!!!

[spitofhope]

[Pardon her, she needs a minute to laugh at that picture.]

Nothing!
No, really, a whole lot of nothing.
Maybe he's googly eyed.

[forceshadowed]

nothing, really?
he's hovering around you like a stalker

i mean
i would be happy if ben gets a girlfriend
but i'm not sure i want that to be you
even if that means you'll be my sister if you get married

[spitofhope]

And hovering is all he's doing.
At first it was endearing? Then it made me start to wonder if I wasn't just misreading things.
Now I don't know.

And you know if we were sisters we'd be obligated to spend more time together.

[forceshadowed]

have you asked him?

hey what’s that supposed to mean
you don’t like hanging out with me?
i’ll totally be the coolest sister
i won’t be clingy i promise

but that’s beside the point
since i’m still not sure i want you to date ben
just saying

[spitofhope]

Well, no.

Of course not!
Only that if anything it's more of an excuse to spend time with you!
Not that I really need an excuse. You're a great friend it's just
If I had a sister I'd want her to be like you.
No need to worry about being clingy.

And really Jane
Who would you want to date Ben?

[forceshadowed]

😍😍😍😍😍😍
that’s the nicest thing anyone’s said to me

okay, fine
i want you to be my sister now
as long as you know what you’re getting into
like his tantrums
and his inability to express himself
and his obssessiveness
and us being a weird family in general

[spitofhope]

Trust me I know what I'm getting into where his temper's involved.
And how closed off he is.
He's obsessive? I mean it makes sense but I didn't really notice.
You're not really selling me on this, by the way.
But weird family is fine. It's A family, so it's still a step up for me.

[forceshadowed]

girl he worships our dead grandpa like a religious fanatic
and now he’s hovering around you
we get fixated with things, it runs in the family
dad with his freedom
mom with her cause
me with idk i haven’t really figured it out

and hey at least i’m being honest!
not tricking you into joining us
because there’s no turning back when you do
and there’ll be lots of shitty stuff
occupational and familial hazard

[spitofhope]

Worships?
Wait hold on go back what do you mean worships?

[forceshadowed]

you didn’t know?
his whole kylo ren persona is because he worships darth vader
he had a SHRINE for grandpa’s helmet
and he would talk to it
that’s why he wanted your saber btw

[spitofhope]

Ok that's too weird.

[forceshadowed]

told ya
we’re a family of family issues
you have been warned
but i make a really cool sister so :p

[spitofhope]

I don't know, now. Maybe we should just stick to friends...