OPEN POST • ALL-PURPOSE TEXTING MEME

[notanybunny]

for your TFLNs, overflows and general texting shenanigans

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Jacen Solo • Star Wars (Legends/AU)

[soloflight]

1. Guess what the tabloids are saying this morning?

2. Wanna hear a joke?

3. No, you go first.

4. Just roll over and play dead.
Works like a charm. Every time.

5. [ text him! ]

1

[vaderfan]

You do realize I was trying to ignore them.

[soloflight]

I know, but this you have to hear.

They think you’re Allana’s real father.

2

[starmettle]

Sure, I'll bite.

[soloflight]

Okay.

Why did they not like the restaurant on the moon?

3

[spitofhope]

Out with it. I haven't got all day to hang on your every word, you know.

[soloflight]

[ attachment: goodmorninghapes.jpg ]

For the record, he started it.

Allana Solo • Star Wars (AU)

[thejediqueen]

1. oh yeah???
thats what you think

2. you dont wanna do this
trust me

3. i eat gossip and death threats for breakfast

4. YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG SOLO
REEF FORTRESS, SUNRISE TOMORROW
ITLL BE YOUR LAST!!!

5. [ text her! ]

3

[vaderfan]

I's still not helping you defy your curfew.

[thejediqueen]

but uncle ben
look
technically it never gets dark here
NEVER
so we can be “home before dark”
and curfew doesnt really apply??

Jane Solo • Star Wars (AU)

[forceshadowed]

1. do you believe in love at first sight or should i pass by again?

2. can you take me to the doctor?
because i just broke my leg falling for you 🙊

3. please, no
date anyone but ben
i’m telling you this because you’re my friend!!
ABORT MISSION
ABORT ABORT

4. yeah, i know i’m attractive
but my brother is kylo ren so

5. [ text her! ]

3

[spitofhope]

It's not dating, exactly.

4

[vaderfan]

I somehow doubt that hinders your love life in any way.

for ~vaderfan.

[dathomiri]

Hello, Ben.

I sincerely apologize for reaching out to you unannounced, but there is a matter I hope to discuss with you in confidence.

[vaderfan]

You don't have to announce yourself to me, Tenel Ka.
If this is about the rumors, I have no idea where they're coming from.

for ~delayedblast.

[forceshadowed]

[ continued from here ]


ah i’ll keep this then
a souvenir from the night we both don’t remember
which we really should make up for at some point

i’m not really interested in marriage either
my family isn’t exactly a stellar example so
anyway
you’re hitting on me again already? :p

nope, he’s got zero artistry
he destroys everything he touches

[delayedblast]

we will
we can celebrate our divorce
in the environment that caused our marriage

i can't help it i'm just telling the truth ;)

i don't know i feel a bit bad for the man
you make it sound like all he does is get angry and pitch a fit

for ~vaderfan.

[justrey]

[ after this very awkward conversation ]

Ben.
Can we talk
Can I talk to you?

[ Because even “we” is so weird. ]

[vaderfan]

Of course.

[It's near immediate. He expects she needs help on a mission or something. There's no reason to consider word choice or his response speed, right?]

Kiel (Solo) Dameron • Star Wars (AU/OC)

[pilotechnic]

1. Trust me, you don't want to get us started on the "best pilot" debate. It usually doesn't end well.

2. My mother is a Solo. Deal with it.

3. Cute, but don't hurt yourself.

4. Hah. Family is the ultimate f-word.

5. [ text him! ]

Tenel Ka Djo • Star Wars (AU)

[battledragon]

1. I beg your pardon?

2. As a good friend once said, and rather eloquently, in fact: one man's free world might simply be another's cage.

3. You do not know the first thing about politics.

4. Why should I help you, and risk endangering my people? Hapes does not want your war.

5. [ text him! ]

2

[umbraeternam]

That friend sounds quite wise. I would agree with them.

Allana Solo • Star Wars (AU)

[thejediqueen]

1. yeah, anji is a nexu.
is that a problem?

2. i can beat the intel out of you, or i can pay you. your choice.

3. i'm nearing my millionth death threat. wanna do the honors?

4. just don't tell my parents!

5. [ text her! ]

Jane Solo • Star Wars (AU)

[forceshadowed]

1. nothing much, just plotting murder
what's up?

2. i don't have time for your BS
huh
those are also my older brother’s initials
how appropriate

3. i feel trapped and i just can't anymore

4. it's just one bad choice after the other
my parents would be so proud

5. [ text her! ]

3.

[vosseeker]

Come flying, then.