OPEN POST • ALL-PURPOSE TEXTING MEME

[notanybunny]

for your TFLNs, overflows and general texting shenanigans

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[vaderfan]

I'll flay you alive.

[Wait, he's supposed to have a sense of humor when roles are reversed? Sounds fake.]

[soloflight]

We are in a pillow fort guarded by porgs.
You can't touch me.

[ Now he's just trolling you. #sorrynotsorry ]

[vaderfan]

Watch me.

[soloflight]

C'mon, bro, be a good sport.
You started this.

[vaderfan]

YOU started this. I told you I was trying to ignore it.

[soloflight]

I was actually serious about this when we started.

I know you can take care of yourself, but... just watch your back, okay?

[vaderfan]

"And try not to murder the paparazzi," I'm sure.

[soloflight]

[ Eyerolling at you so hard right now bro. ]

Who cares about the paparazzi?

Ben. I’m serious here.
The Hapans who actually believe this nonsense will be after your head.
I’m just the consort. You’re the next queen’s father.

[vaderfan]

I'm NOT her father.

[soloflight]

Some people believe everything they find on the HoloNet.

Hapan politics is vicious, just saying.
Tenel Ka’s dad became heir to the throne because his older brother was assassinated.
Under their mother’s orders.

I know you can take on anyone in a fight. But all the same, be careful.

[vaderfan]

Jace, I'm her and Allana's personal bodyguard.
It's not like I don't already have a target on my back.
This baseless gossip isn't going to be a significant change to that.

[soloflight]

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

[ Look he just cares about you Ben okay. ]

[vaderfan]

I'll be fine.
We'll all be fine.

[He gets that. It's just expressing that he gets that that's the problem.]