OPEN POST • ALL-PURPOSE TEXTING MEME

[notanybunny]

for your TFLNs, overflows and general texting shenanigans

Comments

[thejediqueen]

NO
IM GOING AND IM STAYING UP LATE
JUST WATCH ME

[vaderfan]

Don't make me carry you to your room.

[thejediqueen]

id like to see you try

[vaderfan]

Your wish is my command.

[thejediqueen]

[ UGH WHY YOU DO THIS UNCLE BEN if she didn’t like you too much she’d have demanded for another bodyguard by now.

Okay fine, change tactics. ]

uncle ben
i can take care of myself
dont you trust me :c

[vaderfan]

[As if she has say in who her bodyguard is at this point.]

Not when you lie to me, no.

[thejediqueen]

[ Doesn’t mean she can’t be a brat about it. ]

if i tell you the truth
youll get mad

[vaderfan]

[She's a Solo, of course she's a brat about it.]

That depends. Is there something for me to be mad about?

[thejediqueen]

you’re always mad
about some things

[ Like boys. And being teased. ]

[vaderfan]

I'm frequently mad.
Because I'm frequently given reason to be mad.
So, what is it this time? A boy or a party?

[thejediqueen]

[ Nevermind not answering that question. ]

why would any of those make you mad???

[vaderfan]

Because the political climate on this world is cutthroat.
Because boys your age are more interested in how far they can go with a girl that actually knowing them.
Because I'm trying to keep you safe.

[thejediqueen]

so how far did you go with a girl when you were my age uncle ben?

[ Totally saw an opening there. ]

[vaderfan]

That's not important.

[thejediqueen]

it so is!!
you can’t tell me what to do and be a hypocrite about it

[vaderfan]

Yes, I can.

[thejediqueen]

YOU ARE SO UNFAIR
AND MEAN!!!

[vaderfan]

Deal with it.