OPEN POST • ALL-PURPOSE TEXTING MEME

[notanybunny]

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[spitofhope]

[Rey.exe has stopped working...]

What's "aggressive cuddling" Jace?

[soloflight]

[ Awww Rey you're so adorable. lbr in another universe he's totally stealing you from Ben ]

You know, cuddling. But aggressively. With purpose.

[ Okay, that sounded terrible. ]

In case it wasn't clear, that was a joke. I only said it because he said he was going to... you know.

[spitofhope]

With purpose.

[Listen, Jace is very endearing and attractive in his own right, and in another universe he'd probably stand a chance. But he's married and Ben and her are... weird. They're very weird right now. And this is weird. And there's just so much weird going on.

So brace yourself, Jace, she's gonna lean into it.]

Yes, I saw that.
You know, I don't think cuddling is going to be enough, even if it's aggressive.
Maybe we should have a very public fling.
Go to romantic restaurants.
And on vacations.
Hold hands at the park.

[soloflight]

Okay, as hilarious as that would actually be? Ben is going to kill me.
And I’ve already died a grand total of three times in this life so.

Unless, you know.
You’re trying to get him to act on his feelings for you or something.

[spitofhope]

He's not going to kill you.
Relax.

Wait.
You actually think he'd kill for me?

[soloflight]

He already has.
Well, not recently. But he has.
And he’s killed me once before so.

You’re sure he won’t kill me?
He already threatened to skin me alive for the cuddling joke.

[spitofhope]

I think he was joking?

Either way, he knows he would never hear the end of it from me, so I can't honestly believe that he would do it.
He's also, you know, changed since then.
He's a much better person.
He wouldn't, right?

[soloflight]

We can try holding hands in public and see how it goes.
If I get murdered, please tell Allana that I love her.

[spitofhope]

I don't know.
Aren't you worried about what Tenel Ka would think?

[soloflight]

If we do it, I’ll have to tell her, of course.
And she’ll be up for it if it’s to force Ben to get his act together.

[ Jace and TK have obviously discussed Ben and Rey’s weird, complicated relationship. ]

The thing is, you’re our friend and we’d hate for you to get swept up in Hapan politics unless it’s absolutely necessary.

[spitofhope]

[Wait, what does that mean? 'Pull his act together?'

Oh.]

Correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't Ben 'pulling his act together' do that?
I'd be the woman coming between them.

[This is not encouraging.]

[soloflight]

Actually, he'd be proving that he's not Allana's father and that it's you he's in love with.
But I doubt we can get him to publicly confess without him throwing a tantrum and possibly maiming me in the process.

What IS the deal with the two of you?
I do my best and try not to read you but you're both practically radioactive when you're in the same room.
Even Tenel Ka has noticed the way you act around each other.

[spitofhope]

In love with?

[There are a whole lot of words after those three, but she kind of isn't seeing them right now?]

i had to do it

[soloflight]

What, you can't tell?
My idiot brother is in love with you, Rey.
I mean, of course you'd want to hear it from him and not from me
But he's really really dumb and he probably thinks you're out of his league or something.
Which you are. Just saying.

s m h

[spitofhope]

I knew he had some interest but do you really think that
I need to go
I'll talk to you later