OPEN POST • ALL-PURPOSE TEXTING MEME

[notanybunny]

for your TFLNs, overflows and general texting shenanigans

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[vaderfan]

You don't give me much choice.

[forceshadowed]

hah
like you actually care
you’re just making sure i don’t stab you in the back or something

[vaderfan]

No, I'm making sure someone isn't hurting you to try to get at me.

[forceshadowed]

too late for that don’t you think?

[vaderfan]

[Ouch.]

Someone else then.

[forceshadowed]

they’re ALL hurting me to get to you
just so you know
i’m pretty sure i came with a memo when they shipped me over to the military

[vaderfan]

[So guess who's throwing a tantrum right now. You guessed it, it's him. Too bad he's wrecking his own quarters? Lightsaber gouges can be so unsightly.

He does finally respond after a few minutes, though.]

Give me names.

[forceshadowed]

you’d take out a sizable chunk of the military if i do that

[ See, Jane may act carefree and indomitable, but she really doesn’t forgive and forget. She’s just good at keeping it all in. ]

[vaderfan]

I want names.

[At least someone has restraint in the family.]

[forceshadowed]

[ Until she’s had enough and kills them all, anyway. ]

no
i can’t give them to you
snoke will find out you still care

i’m okay
i can take care of myself

[vaderfan]

Kriff Snoke I don't care what that fossil thinks.
I'll kill them.
I'll kill all of them.

[forceshadowed]

yes you do
you’re following him around like a sad puppy

[ If he really cared about her he wouldn’t have let it come to this, would he? ]

listen i already said i’ll help you kill him
we can kill everyone else later
when it’s not too obvious

[vaderfan]

Like a sad puppy, huh?

You think it's that easy to kill him?
You think I haven't been searching for an opportunity?

[forceshadowed]

yeah
good doggo
go get them woof

i didn't say that
i'm just saying you don't really care about me
so you don't have to act like you do

and if you really did, by some miracle of the force
don't be an idiot
snoke will find out
and he'll only make things worse for me

[vaderfan]

[He's so offended and pissed off right now he doesn't even know how to process either so he's going to ignore the dog thing.

And the Snoke thing.]

If I don't care about you why are you here

[forceshadowed]

i’m here because i made a promise
and i intend to keep it
regardless of your feelings for me
it’s not like you ever had much

[ She’d made a promise to herself when she’d decided to follow him all those years ago. But she could also mean when she’d swore to kill him and Hux and Snoke and burn the First Order to the ground. ]

[vaderfan]

Do you know why he separated you?

[forceshadowed]

i’m not qualified
i’m not you, i’m not chosen one material

and you talk like YOU didn’t send me away

[vaderfan]

You were my weakness.
I relied on you.
I needed to be able to stand on my own.

[And he's done such a great job since.]

[forceshadowed]

[ Sorry, Ben, she’s not buying it. Or at least, she thinks he’s blaming her for being his weakness. ]

me, your weakness?
you never needed me for anything
except maybe to tell the other girls how awesome you were if they just talked to you

but, well
you’re standing on your own just fine now
who needs someone who’ll just get in the way of your ambitions right

[vaderfan]

Supreme Leader thought otherwise.

Go home, Jane.
There's nothing for you here.

[forceshadowed]

[ That upsets her more than he possibly realizes. ]

home???
dad is dead
mom is with the resistance

send me “home” and i guarantee you
i will fly beside dameron and shoot you down myself

your call, brother

[vaderfan]

Then do it.
I don't care.