OPEN POST • ALL-PURPOSE TEXTING MEME

[notanybunny]

for your TFLNs, overflows and general texting shenanigans

Comments

[thejediqueen]

but uncle ben
look
technically it never gets dark here
NEVER
so we can be “home before dark”
and curfew doesnt really apply??

[vaderfan]

If your mother hadn't given me an exact time.

[thejediqueen]

[ Cue mock sad look. ]

but uncle ben
i waited all month to watch a porg egg hatch
its going to be so precious
have you no heart??

[ Translation: my secret boyfriend is late for our meetup and I’ve not seen him all month.

Not that Ben would know that’s what it really means? Or does he? Will there be murder? ]

[vaderfan]

There's probably a porg nest in your actual room. Not buying it.

[He's suspicious to be honest.]

[thejediqueen]

NO
IM GOING AND IM STAYING UP LATE
JUST WATCH ME

[vaderfan]

Don't make me carry you to your room.

[thejediqueen]

id like to see you try

[vaderfan]

Your wish is my command.

[thejediqueen]

[ UGH WHY YOU DO THIS UNCLE BEN if she didn’t like you too much she’d have demanded for another bodyguard by now.

Okay fine, change tactics. ]

uncle ben
i can take care of myself
dont you trust me :c

[vaderfan]

[As if she has say in who her bodyguard is at this point.]

Not when you lie to me, no.

[thejediqueen]

[ Doesn’t mean she can’t be a brat about it. ]

if i tell you the truth
youll get mad

[vaderfan]

[She's a Solo, of course she's a brat about it.]

That depends. Is there something for me to be mad about?

[thejediqueen]

you’re always mad
about some things

[ Like boys. And being teased. ]

[vaderfan]

I'm frequently mad.
Because I'm frequently given reason to be mad.
So, what is it this time? A boy or a party?

[thejediqueen]

[ Nevermind not answering that question. ]

why would any of those make you mad???

[vaderfan]

Because the political climate on this world is cutthroat.
Because boys your age are more interested in how far they can go with a girl that actually knowing them.
Because I'm trying to keep you safe.

[thejediqueen]

so how far did you go with a girl when you were my age uncle ben?

[ Totally saw an opening there. ]

[vaderfan]

That's not important.

[thejediqueen]

it so is!!
you can’t tell me what to do and be a hypocrite about it

[vaderfan]

Yes, I can.

[thejediqueen]

YOU ARE SO UNFAIR
AND MEAN!!!

[vaderfan]

Deal with it.