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Jane Solo • Star Wars (AU)

[forceshadowed]

1. do you believe in love at first sight or should i pass by again?

2. can you take me to the doctor?
because i just broke my leg falling for you 🙊

3. please, no
date anyone but ben
i’m telling you this because you’re my friend!!
ABORT MISSION
ABORT ABORT

4. yeah, i know i’m attractive
but my brother is kylo ren so

5. [ text her! ]

3

[spitofhope]

It's not dating, exactly.

[forceshadowed]

really
so what
you’re just making googly eyes at each other?

this is so weird

[spitofhope]

Who said I was making googly eyes?

[Hang on.]

What does that even mean anyway?

1/2

[forceshadowed]

2/2

[forceshadowed]

[ Of course Jane has a stash of space fantasy memes and gifs on her space fantasy phone. ]

kidding aside
what IS going on with you and ben??
you gotta tell me!!!

[spitofhope]

[Pardon her, she needs a minute to laugh at that picture.]

Nothing!
No, really, a whole lot of nothing.
Maybe he's googly eyed.

[forceshadowed]

nothing, really?
he's hovering around you like a stalker

i mean
i would be happy if ben gets a girlfriend
but i'm not sure i want that to be you
even if that means you'll be my sister if you get married

[spitofhope]

And hovering is all he's doing.
At first it was endearing? Then it made me start to wonder if I wasn't just misreading things.
Now I don't know.

And you know if we were sisters we'd be obligated to spend more time together.

[forceshadowed]

have you asked him?

hey what’s that supposed to mean
you don’t like hanging out with me?
i’ll totally be the coolest sister
i won’t be clingy i promise

but that’s beside the point
since i’m still not sure i want you to date ben
just saying

[spitofhope]

Well, no.

Of course not!
Only that if anything it's more of an excuse to spend time with you!
Not that I really need an excuse. You're a great friend it's just
If I had a sister I'd want her to be like you.
No need to worry about being clingy.

And really Jane
Who would you want to date Ben?

[forceshadowed]

😍😍😍😍😍😍
that’s the nicest thing anyone’s said to me

okay, fine
i want you to be my sister now
as long as you know what you’re getting into
like his tantrums
and his inability to express himself
and his obssessiveness
and us being a weird family in general

[spitofhope]

Trust me I know what I'm getting into where his temper's involved.
And how closed off he is.
He's obsessive? I mean it makes sense but I didn't really notice.
You're not really selling me on this, by the way.
But weird family is fine. It's A family, so it's still a step up for me.

[forceshadowed]

girl he worships our dead grandpa like a religious fanatic
and now he’s hovering around you
we get fixated with things, it runs in the family
dad with his freedom
mom with her cause
me with idk i haven’t really figured it out

and hey at least i’m being honest!
not tricking you into joining us
because there’s no turning back when you do
and there’ll be lots of shitty stuff
occupational and familial hazard

4

[vaderfan]

I somehow doubt that hinders your love life in any way.

[forceshadowed]

oh you would know, wouldn’t you?
keeping tabs on me?

[vaderfan]

You don't give me much choice.

[forceshadowed]

hah
like you actually care
you’re just making sure i don’t stab you in the back or something

[vaderfan]

No, I'm making sure someone isn't hurting you to try to get at me.

[forceshadowed]

too late for that don’t you think?

[vaderfan]

[Ouch.]

Someone else then.

[forceshadowed]

they’re ALL hurting me to get to you
just so you know
i’m pretty sure i came with a memo when they shipped me over to the military

[vaderfan]

[So guess who's throwing a tantrum right now. You guessed it, it's him. Too bad he's wrecking his own quarters? Lightsaber gouges can be so unsightly.

He does finally respond after a few minutes, though.]

Give me names.

[forceshadowed]

you’d take out a sizable chunk of the military if i do that

[ See, Jane may act carefree and indomitable, but she really doesn’t forgive and forget. She’s just good at keeping it all in. ]

[vaderfan]

I want names.

[At least someone has restraint in the family.]